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Słońce świeci, ptaszek śpiewa, a mnie w chacie krew zalewa.Nie męcz misia, bo się posisia...
Ala ma radio, radio ma ryja
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
The name is Baud......, James Baud.
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah na!
C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
MS DOS - the first computer virus.
Windows is the only virus with a graphic-interface.
Friends don`t let friends use Windows.
Zanim dasz na tace, puknij sie w glace.
poszukuję wyindywidualizowanych i rozentuzjazmowanych rastamanistów
Chcesz miec wytrysk dwumetrowy ? - Pij jogurcik owocowy !
szkoła to guwno a cały świat to papier toaletowy czyli też wkurwiając
> brak wpisu spowodowany brakiem pomysłu <
Gdzie jest Nemo? :/Pije z BraTem NiedzWiedzA !!!
Demokracja tak, Samoobrona nie!
Everybody pomarańcza :)
Życie jest jak srajtaśma, długie szare i do dupy...!
Piłeś coś dzisiaj?Nie?Uważasz że nie masz powodu??To popatrz w lustro
Everybody pomarańcze wszyscy tańcza ja nie tańcze :-)
>> Mamy Tradycję J*bać Policję >> offline/online
Wierz w co chcesz Rób co chcesz Dup co chcesz...
Lepiej hujem robić ciasto niż z przyjacielem wyjść na miasto :)
Prawdziwy turysta z mydła nie korzysta.
Żadna dziewczyna nie da ci tego, co dadzą Ci klocki Lego.
Wspólnymi siłami Koszalin zaoramy.
Co ma mloda kobieta pomiedzy piersiami? Zazwyczaj amulet. A stara kobi
Wszystko olewam - konewka.
Nie lubie jak najpierw ktoś coś a potem nic...
Szedł policjant koło koparki i dał się nabrać.
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